Devotion 18 in Devotional Series Daily Health Ontook (Dsdho)

 "It is right there,

You picked up a perk,

Or two,

Not just one merchant,

Beseeched you,

A lot,

And a middle ground,

To stand on,

Use the bored day,

To click snooze delay,

The bottoms on."

    When I go into the day with fully formed plans even the little things surprise me and make me feel bold for lack of what to be told to you. So what is to be told to you is that all I was up to first thing in the morning was getting a finance cleared by calling the customer support. 

    Being told anything by an operator is very facetious provoking. Like I tell myself does she say this to everyone? I guess it's too bold for asking out loud where whoever is pending can hear like they still have a chance to dismiss the incoming telecommunication. 

    Perk 1: all I had to wait was the ostensible three minutes for a live agent and as soon as they confirmed me staying on the call, like less than ten seconds of music, I was guided to reality.

    Perk 2: apparently, the live agent noticed my lingo, didactic pauses or decanters diction and she like did something I would totally do given her lot during the career day. And now I will reveal her masterplan. After seeing maybe my last purchase she was turned on and inquired dictaphonically just about by seeing my confirmation of her slang when she pipsqueaked, 'okur?' as in, 'you good to step up now?'.

    Perk 3: I was heard on the other end saying my impression of her and it she took it all to mean I can get on her level of attunement even on the job. So, yes, I was heard, and what's more is that lets just say I did not think going in I would get retail like that just over the phone. This has happened before and in 2021 near my birthday and I stammered when following through stepping up to the the plate and following my batflung spit. I told the person who was having a difficult time with me over the phone that I'd like to see her in public and when I did all I had coming to me was rejection and flattery, the worst combination.

    Kickstart your troubles at bat! You will lose every argument. Every interaction does not go your way. No reason to flutter. Your first impression will, however still, go all the way.

Artist: Bikini Jock Panini