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110+ Vernacular for lawyercy

 




    One of my biggest problems in high school was that I wasn't all too unlike The Rock ("Stone Cold when you're with me" (in college)) gaining stardom who self-allegedly could not keep it in his pants. In plain words my comedy developed like his and like later mine own from combining two words together to make a funnier one so my favorite word at the end of high school was janky because I didn't have to ridicule myself for making it up --meaning not-all-pieces-all-too-un-make-shift able (double negative requisite). 



    A lot like zany, but I didn't have the rappaoire of true to the public's eyes a scholar's athleticism, keyword scholar as in scholastic and venerable. I was a brick house from the knees to shoulders, but not in and up around the neck face ears and hair like true dignitaries of today. Why try to be school prez? Prez with a z, when rape and pillaging executive orders seemed my alley, but closer to the truth was doing anything to be a delegate and get in high school chronicle-dom. Far right back then a thing too far from traditional relegates.



    As soon as leaving high school, a target I became for the criminal justice activism and reach to be persecuted by group American psychology and law enforcement most chiefly official among other groups, movements, and societally driven pledges. Not to far off from bingeing manipulative lawyer jargon and court factors.


     

    And what's with standards, factors, and jargon? Events like what would, aside from mere convincing, totally consume a person to want to see a player get injured (sentenced) or a team trounced from the arena (exiled)? Since the Roman coliseum age where people would go see brutality (I don't give a shit about Greek tales of sad catharsis or Germans laughing at sadness with their coined schaudenfraude), it just wracks my brain how this is akin or analogous to sitting through a trial to see papers shredded! 



    Not even an execution because that would be an overcompensation of legal action, but the rifling of papers as gamed stapling is some kind of coaching or ref action and in the end -- one side gets their whole argument shredded because to merely throw it in a bin, away, or in a briefcase is to waste tax payer money. Consequentially, you have a cohort of people who go to trials just to end the taxation (by seeing the shreds). The tax payers go along with it to the end where they can pull shreds out instead of their hair. Somewhat poised to witness defeat and its accompaniment of sheer looking down at hands in quizzacality is where pom poms come from (anything to boisterously send one off). Just take up some shreds and down with public taxation dollars!


About me
Gender Male
Introduction Immediate answer to FAQ. Questions of protection pierced me when I was a maricopa county inmate. For as much as I gained routine that I don't express to others as much as I could, now and then, God works as inorganic and an omnicapacitor even though man and earthenworks are organic.


Document



Exhibit 



Arbitration 



Indemnification for staff



Insolvency



Earmark



Directive



Injunction



Pro bono



Contracts



Expunge



Consumer rights



Memorandum 



Class action



Objection



Contempt of court



Pardons



Having the floor



Standing



Honorable



Let the jury excuse what has just proceeded



Badgering the witness



Bully pulpit



Leading the witness



Argumentative



Neither here nor there



Possession is nine tenths of the law



Backing myself into a tent here



Raison d'etre 



Recess



The (trial of the) ____court is now in-session



Jury ballotting



Bailiff



If it pleases the court,_____



Non disclosure agreement (NDA)



Fees



Public tax dollars



Take a/the stand



Overruled



Your Honor



Courthouse feasibility



Judge leniency



By-laws



Judge felony punishments reference guide



Settlement



Restitution



Stop payment



Jury of one's peers



Plaintiff vindication



Court costs



Bad faith



Rental agreement



Damages



Liabilites



Stenographer



Bottoming out



Blackmail



Blackballed



Way of the old European court judgement



Non-guilt verdict



Suit



Government appointed



Litigation



Certerioari



Trademark law



All rights reserved law



Capital infringement 



International copyright



Tort law



Cruel and unusual punishment



Victims intendici



Not your aunties counsel



Conjecture speculation



Ex post facto law of statutes 



De facto



Extremis ad infinitum



Habeus corpus



Corporeal punishment



Libel



A priori



Corollary 



Appellate



Plea bargain (strengthened prosecution when judge sentencing power is reduced to being rigid)



Sentencing admonishment and last rite



Writ of



Double jeopardy 



Insanity



Blameworthiness



Intent



Do no Harm



Contingency



Expound



Mistrial



Reasonable doubt



Prosecution plaintiff



Defendant defense



Indefatigable Laws for mistake prone (Judge Cardozo: unwise men)



Paternalism



Acrimony



Foreboding



Advocate



State child custody



Attorney at law



Surgeon general



U.S. solicitor general



Attorney general



Firm 



Young associate to make partner



Jurisprudence



Expert Medical Diety MD



Custodian more empathy in place of psychiatrist to patient in psychiatrist office and one-on-one



Sword in mouth revelations book the last word from god



Claim will inheritance from family lawyer



Banks bailed out by government



Government not for the people, but for its laws



Gandhi deviated from his mentor who advised to kill the need to kill in killers

EJ: Eniefiok Joseph Akpanikat

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